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10 Jokes about Dragons

Why don’t dragons ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re breathing fire everywhere!Why did the dragon go to school? To get better grades in “roaring” class!What do you call a dragon who loves to tell jokes? A “fire” comedian!How do dragons send messages? By “flame” mail, of course!Why did the dragon join the band? Because it wanted to be a “fire” breathing musician!What do you get when you cross a dragon with a snowman? Frostbite!Why don’t dragons like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny!How do you stop a dragon from charging? Take away its credit card!What do you call a dragon who loves spicy food? A “fire-breathing” chili pepper!Why was the dragon so good at baseball? Because it could “bat” its wings!

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2 responses to “10 Jokes about Dragons”

  1. C’mon, what do you get if you cross a fire breathing dragon with a snowman? Gotta be steam!
    What does a dragon do with a cigarette? It takes a drag on it.
    What do dragons eat for snacks? Firecrackers!

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    1. Firecrackers that one got me lol

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